(Time Stamps):
02:00 When the magic carpet runs out of magic.
15:32 Parasites gonna paralyze.
26:45 Fewer eggs hatching cos everyone is making omelette.
36:23 Counting down to Hockey-calypse.

42:05 First GUEST, Worked with a ticking bomb of contaminated needles (a bomb that never went off)
56:59 A water slide moment.

(Questions begin)
1:00:39 Muh earthworm -ing.
(1:01:00 Thank you, MonkeyPuppet in the chat!)
1:11:55 IMPORTANT Public Service Announcement!
1:13:09 Autocorrect on Western society.
1:16:50 Chinese episiotomy.
1:23:15 (Don't worry guys, it takes time for this one to sink in), until you observe how many women never really achieve anything by themselves with that expensive education they pursued, and still end up looking for a man to carry their problems.

(Call ins)

1:26:32 1st caller. Romanian Romancer can't stop being a Romantic!
1:43:25 Discovering the Bumper in the Romper.
1:51:33 ( Sigh. Dude thought he was calling into the Tom Leykis Show. .... Thank you, RotG for setting the record straight 1:53:51).

2:04:31 About handmaids and Mad Maxes.

2:08:00 3rd caller. Another mob soldier seeking the Pope's approval.

2:11:47 4th caller. Daddy Global warmer shows up in person.
2:38:48 (Yup! It's about time to repeal the 5 dollars Amendment! )

(Questions continue)
2:41:35 Rowing in the galley of a sinking ship.
2:42:01 UFC 420, the invitation!
2:44:06 To harness or harass the donkeys.... And muh quotas.
2:52:48 YouTube hitting the Wall.

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Intro/Outro Music (TFM Show): "Awe-Tism Remix" by DJ AIDS Monkey
Intro/ Outro Music (TFM 42O):  "A Clockwork Monkey" by DarkStar.
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